Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Reasons why I am not a Lady

. . . in no particular order

1) Road-rage
2) I talk about poo, poo cycles, poo types, all things poo related.
3) No clue as to which fork you are suppose to use for your salad.
4) I have a sailor mouth.
5) I'll drink beer from a can.
6) I have and will continue to burp, in public.

8 comments:

Px said...

wuhoo!
you soound like a REAL woman
not one of these stupid fussy "polite" women

FU said...

mmm...hot

burping, poo-talk, and swearing

i'm so turned on. :)

Lindsey said...

Wait...do you fart in public too?

Katie said...

LOL....you sound alot like me also..thats great

berly02 said...

Shut up Alan!
Linny - I don't fart. If I do, well . . . I just don't fart.

yrautca said...

oh marry me!

Courtney O. said...

Alan - you must be one proud hubby :)

Courtney O. said...

Just kidding Berle - you know I love your ladylike ways!!!
You inspire me to be more of a lady also...