Thursday, December 15, 2005

My confession

*cough* *cough*
My car is not inspected.
There.
I said it. I haven't gone. Don't ask me why.
There are so many excuses I could use.
Let's just accept the fact that I am lazy and move on.
Having said that, my pseudo boss and I are playing a fun game today.
We have taken to seeing how many different names I can call him without repeating any of them.
The list so far:
Rusty (his name)
Bitch
G Funk
Darling
Wusty
Dude
Dipshit
Mr. Duck
Somebody
Smacky Smackerson
Mr. Smacky
Crap Weasel
Cry Baby
Crap bag
Sicko
Buzz Lightyear
Buzz
Rusty Rusty
Mr. Particular
Mr. I don't listen to anybody I just do what I want to do
Nasty

Lots of Misters, I know, but they add so much to a name I think.

6 comments:

Princess Pessimism said...

LOL....those games are so fun sometimes, they let you talk shit about your pseudo boss without getting in trouble.

FU said...

that's almost at fun as playing "that's your husband/wife." and picking the ugliest person walking by.

:D

Lindsey said...

I'm so bad about taking my car down too....I'm just lazy.

Courtney O. said...

Wow - your boss must be cool. Mine would have fired me on dipshit :)

Anonymous said...

Bitch is so universal. Anyone can be called Bitch. The business card of the 21-yr-old Harvard dropout CEO of Facebook.com (which is valued at $100 million) says

"I'm CEO...bitch"

Px said...

i call one of the guys in my office "oi fat-stuff"
maybe you could use that next time?