5:00 am - Get up
5:30 - Boot camp
7:00 - Shower
7:15 - Sit on couch exhausted
7:17 - Take care of babies that just woke up, start laundry, take a child to the bathroom, make breakfast, comfort crying child, break up fight, kiss husband goodbye, start show on netflix, break up fighting cats, facebook, more laundry, clean up milk off floor, get coffee, comfort crying child
11:30 - Make lunch
12:30pm - Put kids down for nap
12:31 - Bribe kids to stop talking and fall asleep
12:32 - Spank kids for climbing on side of bunk bed like you have told them a million times not to do
1:00 - Fall asleep among laundry sitting on bed needing to be folded
1:45 - Wake up to kids climbing on you
2:00 - Dress everyone in bathing suits and sunscreen
2:10 - Get in baby pool, become a dolphin/mermaid/sea monster
3:30 - Dry everyone off, change into big tshirts, make popcorn, watch a movie, do laundry, facebook, wipe a child's ass, answer emails, make important phone call so the kids have a reason to start fighting and screaming
5:30 - Praise a god for your husband returning home from work
5:33 - Start dinner, hide from kids, facebook
7:45 - Give kids bath and all other night night related things
8:30 - Rock kids goodnight
8:45 - Sit on couch exhausted, with wine in hand
10:00 - Blessed sleep
3 comments:
Happy Birthday berly. And Alan you had better take berly out for a grand dinner over the weekend or I'm gonna send my guys over to talk to you!
God...Im so tired having read this...
But I do like your pool time transformation!
PS is it the 19th yet?! I miss you!
Thanks Yrautca!
Shib - just a week more.
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