Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The Voicemail

My phone went dead Sunday morning. And I have lost my home charger somewhere in the move. So, when I hooked up my cell this morning at work I had ten messages.
How is that possible?
No one ever calls me.
I have a cell phone just so I can bother hubby during the day.
Anyhoo.
Got an interesting message from my Dad.
Lisa, your gonna love this.
He informed me that he and his girlfriend (who by the way has stolen from him and given all to her crackhead daughter) are getting married.
Not sure when this blessed event will happen cause I haven't called him back, but I really hope he doesn't expect a present.
It is his FIFTH marriage.
For the love!
Just live together forever.
Your gonna spend more money on the divorce than you'll have left after a couple years with her.

13 comments:

The Shib said...

Oh dear lord...why bother? I mean no kidding. What did he not learn from the first 4??

yrautca said...

Thank god my dad has stuck with mom for over 30 years now. it does get monotonous sometimes. they need to stir things up.

Drywall Mom said...

I'm so sorry to hear that. Maybe you should talk to him about it. It might help, and if it doesn't then he will at least know how you feel about it.

berly02 said...

Shib - I don't know what he has left to learn. But really, I'm to old to be nice to a new stepmom.

Yrautca - pray your parents NEVER stir things up. :)

Kim - your right. I should have said only one person calls me.

Drywall Mom - he knows. Oh how he knows. That's just my dad. Sad yes, but how he is.

Courtney O. said...

I'm with Kim! I called you yesterday!!! LOL
And I notice that you're now commenting back to everyone :)

Natalia said...

Parents will do what parents will do. You don't have to like it. You don't have to agree with their choices. But they are still family. And if dad still deserves your love (I don't know if he's been good to you) then you have to be happy for him even if he eventually might get a divorce. This doesn't mean you can't voice your opinion...just know he will do what his heart and mind are ready to do.

-N

SS said...

Yeah, I don't get the multiple marriage then. I think that if I ever got divorced I would probably not get married again. I mean, sure, I'd live with someone forever, but why do I need the marriage to make it all legal and stuff? Unless, of course, I need the health insurance =)

Lindsey said...

This is why I'm not married. Well..this and the fact that no one has asked me. :o)

berly02 said...

Courtney - thought I would try the commenting back for a while. We'll see how long it lasts.

Natalia - voicing my opinion would be a waste of breath. And nothing I would say would be something new. I'm ok with not discussing his bad choices. (And just so you know, he is more of a sperm donor than an actual dad.)

SS - I feel the same way!

Linny - I wish my dad was as choosy as you.

Natalia said...

Ahhh well, if he is a sperm donor type of dad, then most bets are off. I'd like to think people can change and you can have a relationship...but then again, some people don't and sometimes you can't.

-N

Thomas J Wolfenden said...

You'd think after the second divorce he'd have gotten the idea...

One marriage was enough for me!

berly02 said...

Tom - you would think. To bad he isn't as smart as you.

Kat_womanx2 said...

And most people I knew wondered why I was almost 40 before taking the plunge!!!