Friday, June 30, 2006

The First of Many Complaints

I'm fat today.
Well, I've been fat all week.
But I wearing maternity pants today cause none of my jeans will fit my fat ass.
UGH!
Quick, somebody tell me a lie about how I still look great, my ass is not huge, my face is not bloated, etc.

17 comments:

Pheebs said...

YOU ARE NOT FAT.

When's the baby due?

And I really haven't read anything about you complaining very often! Snaps for Berly!

Kim said...

You are NOT fat...you are pregnant, and you are quite beautiful inside and out. This I know because you are my best friend and I love you. BTW, you also know that I do not lie!

okay, my password verification is cqohked...does that resemble cokehead to anyone else but me...LOL

Drywall Mom said...

You are not fat. Now eat a chocolate bar. J/K. But really,go to the health food store and find Hamikah (not so sure on the spelling of it)and drink it. but not the sugared version, just the leaves and make a tea out of it. (if your doc. allows it of course). It keeps the water weight off. And if you still feel fat, then eat the chocolate bar anyway.

Princess Pessimism said...

Awww....i highly doubt that you are fat, you are pregnant, theres a huge difference.

Phil said...

You're not fat, you're ass is not huge, and your face is not bloated. Duh! You're pregnant. I'm sure to everyone else you've got the beautiful glow of pregnancy about you.

Kat_womanx2 said...

hey girl..long time no see..I have a link on my page I want you to see

Kat_womanx2 said...

and...you are not FAT...you are beautiful!!!

Miss Ash said...

How far along are you berly? Im fat and i'm not even pregnant LOL.

yrautca said...

Come on berly! You know I am so shallow I only read blogs of good looking females and I read yours regularly. Look at Britney. She is posing nude and pregnant. If you wished you could do the same on here. Just a thought ;)

Lindsey said...

At least YOU have an excuse. Go check out our other site...I posted a cute picture.

Katie said...

your not fat......you are pregnant and beautiful..so hush..lol

Ranger Tom said...

You are not fat!

Courtney said...

Whatever Berle - this is the only time in your life when you can eat WHATEVER you want with the excuse that you're now eating for two. Soak it up sister - you're prego, not fat. You could gain 100 lbs and nobody can say shit about it :)
And P.S. - I think you're beautiful. And this is quite possibly the first time that it actually hit me. YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!! Post pictures for the love!!! And come down or something. We need to hang out :)

Sexy Suburbanite said...

No, no, no. This is a time for you to forget all that and enjoy eating for 2. Have a whole carton of ice cream if you want -- that's what pregnancy is for!

Px said...

make the most of it...soon you'll be craving pickled eggs in whipped cream and suffering from morning sickness!!

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yrautca said...

So you are too fat now to type a new post. Yeah that could be worrying ;)