Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Something I found to pass on

I find number seventeen to be the most important. Mostly because I do this. All the time.

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on..........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


sv4494 said...

Hey got the same e-mail I did. I just did not feel like typing all of those #11 is great & #2 just makes me not want to ever eat an egg again. Oh...& #17 no it is set on a time relay switch, I believe the door opens and closes on each floor (if pushed) for 10 sec. Sometimes the longest 10 sec. of our lives. I think I watched something on The Discovery Channel about it a long time ago. You know me...full of useless trivia!!!

Lindsey said...

Oh those are gooood. I've never thought about that before. Why DO dogs do that? Hmmmmm

Courtney said...

That was hilarious, because I sat there humming the Alphabet / Twinkle Twinkle Little Star song until I read number 14, which got me focused again...
I'm telling you - Adult ADD...

Katie said...



Px said...

heh heh cool!!!
sorry i usually read linny, katie and PP's blogs, and i thought i'd surf on over and have a gander
and i was right to do so
blog on!
and tests are testing

Cali Girl said...

Re: number 4. I can never see in my freezer, especially whatever is all the way in the back. Could the little light melt things in a just few seconds? Maybe I should just use a flashlight.

Princess Pessimism said...

You know, If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, the question I have is Why does he continue to do so?

Phil said...

Yes, I still believe the elevator will come faster if I keep pressing the button. It works the same while you're inside too.

lollie said...

you caught me... i was singing...